1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get
her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
Straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open
the door (of the car)for her, Pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her ride and then say:" By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -
That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and says:" You are very rich! Can you marry! me?" - That's Brand
Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. -
That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich.
Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating
into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's
restriction for entering new markets
